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Joke of the Day

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."

"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"What's brown & rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"

"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."

"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."

"I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details."

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."