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Joke of the Day
"One day, I made instant coffee in my microwave. I nearly went back in time. - Steven Wright"
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"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."
"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."