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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"
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"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"So my girlfriend throws up in the morning also her stomach is getting bigger. It's time I get it through my head.....She drinks to much.."
"Hey North Carolina, watcha doin' this weekend? Nothing"
"How do dogs like to have sex? RUFF!"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"
"What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim? A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off."
"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *adjusts beer helmet* no"
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"