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Joke of the Day

"If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me ""The Wizard of Awwws""."

"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."

"if you can get a price tag onto a priceless jewel they have to sell it to you for that price, it's a simply trick that saves on heist work"

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger."

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"This morning I found out the terrible news about David Bowie, He released a new album."

"where does a queer download his illegal software from? pirategay"