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Joke of the Day
"My new years resolution is 3840 X 2160 because I recently bought a 4K monitor."
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"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
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"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"
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"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."