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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."

"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."

"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."

"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"

"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."

"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."

"Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen."

"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."

"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"