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Joke of the Day

"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."

"My girlfriend surprised me with a car! It's a good thing she missed me."

"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"

"I'd be the worst 911 Operator. ""Uh ma'am I think you mean he was lying in a puddle of his own blood, not laying."""

"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."

"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."

"* Grows beard to woo women * * Receives recruitment email from ISIS *"

"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."