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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"
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"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"
"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"
"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."
"I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE"
"Apparently, the answer ""I Know"" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed"
"How are 4chan and Tumblr alike? They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting"
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."
"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."