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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"
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"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""
"With all these new apple devices, what's gonna be next? The iPoor"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."
"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."
"Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?"
"What do men and slurpees have in common? If you don't suck them fast enough they lose their shape."
"Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device."
"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."
"I finally figured out why a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th an orgasm... I could foresee something unpleasant and unavoidable, it's now over and I can get on with my day."