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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili"

"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."

"Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless"

"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"

"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"

"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."

"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Sit in a field and make carrot noises."

"If you mention ""leg day"" on a first date we will not be going on a second date"

"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."