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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"
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"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."
"The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That shit was good"
"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"
"First man discovered fire. Then he invented the wheel. Then there was, like, 500 years where he just kept setting the wheel on fire."
"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."
"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."
"[speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?"
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"