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Joke of the Day

"In my opinion, One by Metallica... Is a 10/10."

"If she doesn't scream ""YES!"" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?"

"Remember to practise safe phone sex. You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS."

"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."

"Any jokes about failed startups?"

"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."

"Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer? an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."

"Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga ""Jew Jitsu?"" I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it."

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"