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Joke of the Day

"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"

"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."

"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."

"Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!"

"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."

"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."

"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."

"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."