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Joke of the Day
"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"
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"[religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: ""God loves you."" You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too"
"A pirate walks into a bar... And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, ""Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"""
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."
"What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character? Jah Jah Binks"
"I hope the guy who named the ""walkie talkie"" called his home phone ""standie talkie"" and his toilet ""sittie shitty""."
"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once"
"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
"Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty! I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold..."