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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""

"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""

"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."

"Who's your friend who likes to play? **JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*"

"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"

"Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version."

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"I went to a restaurant last night and had the Wookie steak... It was a little Chewy..."

"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "

"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""