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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."
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"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"
"Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!"
"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"
"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."
"There are two types of people in life... Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest."
"At my age, a ""stiffy"" is just my back when I try to crawl out of bed in the morning."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."
"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."