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Joke of the Day

"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."

"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."

"I'm like a mouse. If u give a mouse a cookie hes gonna want some milk. If u gimme a beer im gonna want some nachos. Plus we both like cheese"

"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""

"""Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?"" No thanks I have a previous engagement ""I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"""

"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. You just know he's a total douche jacket at that point."

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"

"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."