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Joke of the Day

"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."

"I don't understand how anyone can get married until they've met everyone else in the whole world, just to make sure."

"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"

"Why don't Mexicans play bridge? Because they're afraid of the trump card."

"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"

"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."

"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."

"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"

"dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan"

"Did you hear about the obese millionaire? He has a four chin."