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Joke of the Day

"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."

"A fire breaks out at a 70s themed party. The manager climbs the stage and says... Calm down, we don't want a Panic At the Disco! /r/panicatthedisco"

"Never feel worthless! Your organs are worth thousands."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb One American to hire a Mexican to change the bulb and other 323.99 million to complain about outsiders stealing their jobs"

"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."

"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."

"What's cooler than Obama? Snowbama"

"How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff? Tell them it will ""cleanse toxins."""

"If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it ""Each Other Off""...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they ""beat each other off last night""!!!"