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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"

"I finally learned to masturbate without hands! Now I use only one."

"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""

"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"

"What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see ""you're"" nuts...."

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"