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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."

"Thanks phone, for being strong every time I dropped you."

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"

"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""

"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop."

"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"

"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"