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Joke of the Day
"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."
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"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"
"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."
"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."
"What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large."