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Joke of the Day
"I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet."
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"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"
"what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora"
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."
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"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."
"Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have ""Sandy claws"" !"