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Joke of the Day
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"
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"When I die I want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. Just like the good ol' days."
"There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside."
"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."
"What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down? Worst case of suicide they have ever seen"
"My math teacher called me average... How mean."
"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."