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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"
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"Happiness is like peeing in your pants ...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them."
"Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her."
"Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp"
"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."
"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."
"What do you call a kinky secret society? Illumi-naughty."