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Joke of the Day
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
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"If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye"
"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"
"I reported my bike stolen, now the thief can't use it anymore. Since the police is on it."
"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"
"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"
"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."
"""My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age, unsolicited of course."" - Every two year old ever"
"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"
"My ex and I split up with no hostility... We had a non-diss closure agreement"