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Joke of the Day

"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."

"yo mama so old Her first Christmas was the first Christmas"

"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."

"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."

"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."

"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"

"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."

"A Woman was reading a book in bed and her Husband was about to turn in; ""Good night"" he said and turned off the lights, but the Woman kept on reading. How? eBooks......"

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

"Based on his ability to hide poop, my cat would be the worst criminal of all time."