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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large."

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"

"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame that they'll never meet..."

"I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*."

"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""

"Tired of Funny jokes? Check out a new subreddit for real bad jokes... They are not funny. There are no strict rules about what kind of not funny they have to be. /r/realbadjokes/"

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."