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Joke of the Day
"what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker."
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"My mate was devasted when a stunning Syrian lady stopped messaging him on a dating site . I told him don't worry there's plenty more refugee's in the sea"
"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"
"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."
"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"
"Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen . . . . . Husband: . . . . I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis...."
"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"
"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."
"Always remember your ABC's Anybody But Clinton!"
"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"