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Joke of the Day

"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"

"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."

"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."

"Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did."

"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "

"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"

"How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers."

"*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself"