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Joke of the Day

"My mom should have been on a plane that crashed on 9/11 *I* think."

"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."

"What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!"

"An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence."

"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"

"I just got in touch with my inner self today http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xs04j/today_i_got_in_touch_with_my_inner_self/"

"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"

"The secret to juggling chainsaws is making sure people don't see your lips move when you make the chainsaw sounds."

"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"

"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."