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Joke of the Day

"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."

"You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you."

"I just bought some ""ribbed cotton tank t-shirts"" at WalMart. You'd think that'd be the one place on earth they'd call them wifebeaters."

"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"

"A joke about a hangman's noose... You probably thought it's knot funny, but there's a twist at the end."

"Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?"

"we're fucked When u thought that Donald Trump running for president was a joke then realized I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the country."

"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."