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Joke of the Day

"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."

"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."

"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"

"Hi I'm michael cera and this is jackass [blows on his yogurt to make sure it's not to hot]"

"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."

""" You drink too much milk."", said the doctor Your blood is now milk."

"I spend so much time alone I may as well just be ugly."

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."