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Joke of the Day

"Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office... Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the backdoor."

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"A boy has a stunning realization and confronts his mother Boy: Mum! Why am I black and you're white? Mum: Considering all the crazy shit I've done years ago, you should be glad you aren't barking"
"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."
"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"
"What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper"
"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"
"911 what's your emergency? I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE. Ma'am we don't-- IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION"
"[nsfw] What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."
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