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Joke of the Day

"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky."

"What jobs have you found out about that made you think ""why does this exist""?"

"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."

"My wife got in the shower with me this morning. She said ""Mmm baby I want you to do bad things to me"". So I put shampoo in her eyes."

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."

"I've just achieved a week and counting without Reddit! I just had to tell you guys of my accomplishment!"

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common? Their last hit was the wall"