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Joke of the Day

"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

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"Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of."
"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"
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"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"
"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart."
"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"I don't drink anymore ...or any less, still too much."