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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"You know, Christmas is a lot like anal... Everyone always says it is better to give than to receive, but when you do you inevitably get shit in return."
"Good punctuation is the difference between... Helping your friend, jack, off a horse, -or- helping your friend jack off a horse..."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."
"You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action."
"I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO"
"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"
"Christmas Stuff [all] So what's up with all of the Christmas ads and it's not even Guy Fawke's day? Like who thinks of this stuff?"
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, father, ladder I mean."