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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"
"redneck incest paradox Apparently, there are guys down in Alabama, there, who are their own fathers!!! (I can say this, safely, because I live in TN. We don't do anything fucked around here..."
"When your friend offers you free food, all trust is gone out the window!!! The fuck did you do to it? Nothing, I swear! Okay I'll take a fucking bite."
"Here's a pie chart on procrastination."
"""I just went on a hike and suddenly I can tell everyone what's right and wrong."" -Moses"
"Three guys are walking down the street, two of them walk into a bar.... the third one ducks"
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"I found this addvertisement along the road in Texas Don't Texan drive."
"I got hit by a car today, guys. Don't worry. I'm okay. It just grazed me, ripped my cargo pants pocket clean off, egg rolls everywhere."