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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink anymore ...or any less, still too much."
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"When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think."
"My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana and now I'm wondering if I actually have a garbage disposal."
"A joke for the ages Le COCKoon"
"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"
"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"
"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."
"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."
"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."