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Joke of the Day

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"

"[new euphemism]: ""As worthless as the last sheet on a roll of paper towels"""

"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."

"Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white... Me: Black bread. Chef: We don't have that. Me: Racist."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."