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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"
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"I once met a girl with 3 boobs Everyone called her triceratits"
"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars*"
"A waitress approaches a table full of jews. She asks, ""is anything alright?"""
"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
"ME: Pet it OPTIMUS PRIME: But I'm afraid of it ME: It's just a dog OP: Oh..ok [reaches out] DOG: [sneezes] OP: [transforms into large truck]"
"Even paranoids have enemies."
"I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It's a win win situation, either she's still alive or my inheritance just came in."