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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."
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"I got a new couch... ...wasn't sure how comfortable it would be, but sofa so good!"
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges? Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded."
"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""
"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"
"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."
"I've got to go pick up my dog... I've got to go pick up my dog. Why? His car in the shop? No he had his license revoked... What for? Unpaid barking tickets."