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Joke of the Day

"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."

"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."

"I have a joke about unemployment It doesn't work though"

"Why is it always ""I see you drank all the beer today!"" instead of, ""Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."""

"I really think they should rename the ""Twin"" size mattress to ""Jack"", since it makes more sense along with the King and Queen sizes, and that's mostly what happens in that size bed anyway."

"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."

"Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers."

"How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Literally dozens."

"Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI"