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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""

"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."

"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"

"The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator."

"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."

"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."

"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"

"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"

"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"

"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"