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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""

"Where do fish come from? Finland!"

"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye, Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !"

"At Indian Restaurant ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""No, thank you, I'm full now."""

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."

"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."

"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"

"What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy."