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Joke of the Day

"I got a new couch... ...wasn't sure how comfortable it would be, but sofa so good!"

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"I need to do just one more beheading & this will be the best New Year's revolution, ever!"

"They're not called grammar nazis anymore. They're the Alt-Write."

"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.."

"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"

"Just had to re-watch the Rousey v Nunes fight... Because it finished before I did"

"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."

"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."

"He was next in line at Starbucks. Then she cut in front of him. Liam Neeson in TAKEN 3: SKINNY VANILLA MAYHEM."