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Joke of the Day

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""

"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."

"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."

"I like my panties like I like my bass... Dropped"

"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."

"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."