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Joke of the Day

"TIL the Hindenburg fire wasn't caused by excess heat After all, it's not the heat, it's the humanity."

"Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"

"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"

"I feel bad for having sex with my best friend's sister. What's even worse is that my brother is my best friend."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house."

"Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper ? Nevermind , it's tearable."

"I can't figure out why my son hates me. Tim hates you? No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him ""not Tim"""

"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"

"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."