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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."
Next Joke
"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."
"Two men walks into a bar Knock, knock"
"Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut"
"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"
"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"
"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."
"So, there's a plane... So there's a plane. The plane crashes, and every single person dies. However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible? He wasn't single."
"So I Organized a three-way last night... There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine."
"The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi."