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Joke of the Day
"I like my panties like I like my bass... Dropped"
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"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."
"If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes."
"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."
"Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me."
"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."
"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."
"Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go"