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Joke of the Day
"What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola."
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"Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me? Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal ""honey"" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself"
"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"
"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."
"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"
"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can't hear an enzyme."
"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."