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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"
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"Names that when read out loud sound dirty Hue Janis Hue Jazz Dixie Normous Jack Mehoff Mike Hawk Phil Mahooters Philip Mabung"
"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"
"Knock, knock"
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"