106085

Joke of the Day

"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"

"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"When Harry Potter ejaculates, it's HP sauce For those who don't know, [HP sauce](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce) is a brown sauce sold in the UK."

"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."

"Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"""

"An Irish father catches his son doing cocaine. ""If I catch ya doin that shite again I'll rub yer fookin nose in it"""

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."