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Joke of the Day

"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"""Hey! check out my new ink"" *removes shirt, stands naked* ""Dude!, I don't see anything"" ""It's invisible ink"""

"Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?"

"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."

"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"

"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"

"Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries"

"I thought I was wrong once.... but I was mistaken."

"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"