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Joke of the Day

"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."

"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."

"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."

"[feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk"

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet."

"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""

"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."