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Joke of the Day

"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."

"I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!"

"""..,you will die in seven days"" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; ""new phone, who dis?"""

"What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common? More than likely you won't see any stars."

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"What do you call a know-it-all Mexican? A Solution Manuel"

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."